Guemurn accepts all positive or negative reviews as long as they are within our rules. The comments listed below have been carefully reviewed and modified by Guemurn staff. Please adhere to sensible guidelines before leaving a comment.
'Spouse left the house with nothing but three pairs of shoes and the box TV this morning. They didn't respond when I asked them about it and then threw the TV at me, knocking me unconscious! Haven't seen them since.'
~ Angry_and_Injured_Spouse
'Moooaaannn! Grooouuuunnndddssss! Aaarrggghhh! Uuuurrrghhh? Graaaawwwwl!' ('One morning, I cried outside my apartment earlier because my coffee machine didn't work, which I use daily. Then, I saw my upstairs neighbor, who threw a shoe at me! I was so scared I dropped my coffee machine, which broke. They apologized and said that this 'Guemurn' thing would help. Now, it energizes me better than my coffee machine ever could!')
~ YourFriendlyNeighborhoodCaffeineZombie
*The above review was translated by one of our staff.
'Waah! I just wanted to offer the nice neighbor an apple! Why did they have to throw a shoe at me? D:'
~ AssassinChild_082
'A resident entered the lobby from the upper floor while on this medication. I refused to let them pass, as they did not seem to be of sound mind. They then attacked me to escape, knocking me out in the process. When I regained consciousness, they also seemed to have taken the flatscreen TV. We are currently working with the proper authorities to track down this suspect. Any tips anyone can provide on their whereabouts are welcome.'
~ The Security Guard
'Took one of these babies for the first time last night and never felt any better! Getting through the day went by so much better, thanks to Guemurn. Did have to run past a few obstacles before leaving the apartment complex, but Guemurn made all those annoyances much easier to handle!'
~ TheDeterminedYou
